What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!

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Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

Why can't black people swim?

Because there is no water in Africa.

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

New York Jokes More New York Jokes

How can you tell if someone is from New York?

They always talk about how they're from New York.

Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.