What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!

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Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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What did the driver say to the one-legged hitchhiker?

Hop in.

Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

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Whats the difference between New York and Middle Earth?

Two towers.

Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!