What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!

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Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Where do people from Laos like to swim?

In Laotian.

What does a fish say when it swims into a concrete wall?

Dam!

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What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

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Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

How do you say thank you to a New York sushi chef?

Gracias.