What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!

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Howdeepisthepool?

He had too much to drink before he went swimming!

Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

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Why do golfers have the best chauffeurs?

Because they're good at picking their drivers.

What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver

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What's a terrorists favorite sports team?

The new York jets.

How do you say thank you to a New York sushi chef?

Gracias.