What did the New York Salmon say to the driver?

I'm swimming here!

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Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

When I see a "How am I driving?

sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

New York Jokes More New York Jokes

What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.