What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

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Why is the fridge shaking so much?

It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

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What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."

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When the color of the license plates start to change.

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What do French people put on really funny sandwiches?

LMAO

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

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How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets?

Driver: They're all in the glove compartment.

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Because they can only semi retire.

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What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")