What is the best thing about duct tape?

It turns no no no into mm mm mmmm.

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What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.

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What's the best thing about kids?

Making them!!!

What's the best thing about an 8 year old in the shower?

You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.

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Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired