What is the best thing about duct tape?

It turns no no no into mm mm mmmm.

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What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

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When do you use duct tape on a duck?

When he's quacked.

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired