If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read
Because he knows how to reduce fractions.
They can feel it in their bones.
Boo bae! (Read aloud please)
I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."
No chance of blocking an uppercut.
No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke
Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."
Dental floss !
Snickers satisfies.
Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.
Make it sew number 1!
Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.