Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read

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Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.