What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between medium and rare?

A: 6 inches is medium 8 inches is rare.

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do you call a punctuation mark that's got a girlfriend?

accommodating.

When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

Satisfy Jokes More Satisfy Jokes

What's 9 and a half inches long and satisfies all c*nts?

An iPad.

What letter never satisfies it's wife?

The quick E

Snicker Jokes More Snicker Jokes

Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read

What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle ?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)