What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle ?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

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Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

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I-Scream!

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Why couldn't the salad bowl play Scrabble?

It had run out of lettuce

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Running . . . JK! Rolling

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A circle, eh.

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Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!"

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What did Shakespeare name his pet pig?

Hamlet.

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Aye, there's the wub"

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Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.