What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle ?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

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What's black?

Whats black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

How can you tell the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

The picture doesn't scream when you hang it.

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What do you call a bunch of stereotypical Americans running?

Nothing, it never happens.

Why did the Mayor take so long to endorse a Presidential candidate?

Because he was running on CP time.

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What is black and white and red all over, and spins in circles?

A nun who has a spear in her, going through a vevolving door.

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He was a watchdog and needed winding.

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What did Hamlet say to his cat?

Get thee to a nyanery!

What did Hamlet say when he heard dubstep for the first time?

Aye, there's the wub"

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What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an ...

Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read