What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle ?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

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What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

What do these 2 have in common What does your mum and a politician have in common?

When they scream they make no sense

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What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ...

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

How does a one armed man row a boat?

In a circle.

What do you call all of the terrible jokes on reddit arranged in a circle?

Groanhenge

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What did Shakespeare name his pet pig?

Hamlet.

What is Dr. Seuss' favorite play?

Green Eggs and Hamlet

Snicker Jokes More Snicker Jokes

Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...