What's David Cameron's favourite Shakespeare play?

Hamlet.

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What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

What is Shakespeare's favourite snack?

Hamlet du fromage

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What did Hamlet say to his cat?

Get thee to a nyanery!

What did Hamlet say when he heard dubstep for the first time?

Aye, there's the wub"

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Where do David Cameron and his party meet?

In the Conservatory!

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.