What's David Cameron's favourite Shakespeare play?

Hamlet.

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What do you call an alcoholic with Parkinson's?

Shakespeare (say it out loud)

How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

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What did Hamlet say to his cat?

Get thee to a nyanery!

What did Shakespeare name his pet pig?

Hamlet.

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Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money?

In the Piggy bank

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.