What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

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What's the difference between you and a brick?

Bricks can get laid.

What's the difference between Italian and Polish sausage?

About 2-3 inches.

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What instant coffee and Sasha Grey have in common?

3 in 1

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

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Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

Why are urologists selfish?

Because they're all about number one

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What do white girls and Prime numbers have in common?

They can't even..

What do prime numbers and white girls have in common?

They literally can't even.

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Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

Why is the Prime Minister not seen in the morning?

Because he is PM not AM

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Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money?

In the Piggy bank

What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.