What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

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What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old?

Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.

What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself

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What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

What happened to the Polish dog?

He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap

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What do giraffes and humans share the same number of?

Testicles.

How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13. Number 9 will shock you!

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What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger?

One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

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Why is the Prime Minister not seen in the morning?

Because he is PM not AM

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

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What's David Cameron's favourite Shakespeare play?

Hamlet.

Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money?

In the Piggy bank