What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

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What the difference between the U.S. Government and a bucket of crap?

The bucket

Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

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What's worse than dropping a scope of ice cream?

Dropping 2 scoops of ice cream. What's worse than dropping 2 scoops of ice cream? Getting a hand chopped off. What's worse than getting a hand chopped off? Getting both hands chopped off. What's worse than getting both hands chopped off? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping 3 scoops of ice cream.

What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

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What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

What did number 2 say to number 1?

you're an odd fellow

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What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger?

One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.

What do white girls and Prime numbers have in common?

They can't even..

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What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

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What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

Where do David Cameron and his party meet?

In the Conservatory!