What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

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What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit?

1 figure, literally and figuratively.

What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees?

Mathematicians don't struggle with integration.

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What do you call a cat with 3 legs?

A handicat

Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

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Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

What do you call a number that won't sit still?

A roamin' numeral. :P

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What do prime numbers and white girls have in common?

They literally can't even.

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

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Why is the Prime Minister not seen in the morning?

Because he is PM not AM

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

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What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

Where do David Cameron and his party meet?

In the Conservatory!