What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

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What's the difference between a Philosophy major and a cashier at KFC?

A job application.

What's the difference between Ozzy Osborne and Whitney Houston?

One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard.

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What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

What's the scariest 3 letter acronym for a soldier in Afghanistan with a 15 year old daughter at home?

IUD

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Why was number 6 scared of number 7?

Because 7 8 9!

Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

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What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger?

One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.

What do prime numbers and white girls have in common?

They literally can't even.

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Why is the Prime Minister not seen in the morning?

Because he is PM not AM

Who is the Prime Minister of Israol?

Netanyahoo

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What's David Cameron's favourite Shakespeare play?

Hamlet.

Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money?

In the Piggy bank