Prime Minister Jokes

Why is the Prime Minister not seen in the morning?

Because he is PM not AM

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Who is the Prime Minister of Israol?

Netanyahoo

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

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Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What do you call a drum that causes problems?

A conundrum

Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning?

For the Good of the Caws.

How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

Involve Jokes More Involve Jokes

How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute?

A Ronda Rousey fight.

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

Whats your favorite pickup line?

Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van

David Cameron Jokes More David Cameron Jokes

What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What's the difference between a pick-up artist and an Atari 2600?

An Atari 2600 has more game. :)

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

How do you describe Catwoman in one word?

Purrfect

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What do you call a cow in an earthquake?

A milkshake What do you call a cow with no legs ground beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs lean beef

Why does Santa have 3 houses?

One for each of his hoes.