Prime Minister Jokes

Why is the Prime Minister not seen in the morning?

Because he is PM not AM

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Who is the Prime Minister of Israol?

Netanyahoo

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

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Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

Why did the man name his daughter Candy?

She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.

How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

Prime Number Jokes More Prime Number Jokes

What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger?

One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number.

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

Leader Jokes More Leader Jokes

What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

What did the disgruntled alien customer say to the store clerk?

Take me to your leader!

Israeli Jokes More Israeli Jokes

What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

What do you call an Israeli rooster?

A koke.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

What word starts with F and ends in uck?

Firetruck. The answer is Firetruck.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, I already told her twice.

English Jokes More English Jokes

What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll

Where is the English Channel?

Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up