Prime Minister Jokes

Why is the Prime Minister not seen in the morning?

Because he is PM not AM

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Who is the Prime Minister of Israol?

Netanyahoo

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

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Where does an Irish family go on vacation?

A different bar.

What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!

What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?

Lots a candy.

Whats your favorite pickup line?

Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van

Pm Jokes More Pm Jokes

What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .

Why is the Prime Minister not seen in the morning?

Because he is PM not AM

Israeli Jokes More Israeli Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dead Israeli leader with a New Age diet nut?

Menachem Vegan

What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

Involve Jokes More Involve Jokes

Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes

English Jokes More English Jokes

What do English pirates call each other?

M80

What's the longest word in the English language ?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters