Prime Minister Jokes

Why is the Prime Minister not seen in the morning?

Because he is PM not AM

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Who is the Prime Minister of Israol?

Netanyahoo

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

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Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What are the type of numbers you get when you take an integer and add it to itself?

I can't even

Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

What do you call a guy who can't get a word in edgewise during an argument?

A "moderator", apparently.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975?

Cause Charlie don't serf.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive?

Cause he's dead.

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

How do you spell "candy" with only 2 letters?

and

Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby?

Stealing candy from a dead baby.

David Cameron Jokes More David Cameron Jokes

What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

What's David Cameron's favourite Shakespeare play?

Hamlet.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?

Pregnant.

What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

Why did the Trix bunny hand out eggs?

Chicks are for kids!

English Jokes More English Jokes

What do English pirates call each other?

M80

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Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.