They both like to pork.
They both like to crack open a cold one.
Because that's where the mini apple is!
They always want to play leap frog with him
A frog in a blender
What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!
Bacon.
Kermit the frogs fingers"
Kermit's finger
They both can't make any change
Theyre both dead and black.
One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.