Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money?

In the Piggy bank

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Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

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What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money?

In the Piggy bank

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Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

Where do hogs keep their money?

In piggy banks.