Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money?

In the Piggy bank

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Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

Why was the centipede late ?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother !

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What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

Where do David Cameron and his party meet?

In the Conservatory!

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Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money?

In the Piggy bank