Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money?

In the Piggy bank

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Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money?

In the Piggy bank

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Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money?

In the Piggy bank

Why are most Muslims broke all the time?

They never understood the concept of piggy banks.