What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

A: Kitty Perry

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How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!

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Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because it was cooler on the other side.

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!