What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

A: Kitty Perry

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Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

A: Catch.

What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

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What do you get when you cross Pizza with a Bike?

A Piecycle.

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ?

Permanent waves !