Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What Do You Call A Dog With Wings?

Linda McCartney

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Who Let The Dogs Out?

Ramsay Bolton.

What did one cancer cell say to the other cancer cell ?

Let's go get Jobs.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Who is the favourite communist leader of all the cats?

Mao

What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

Befriend Jokes More Befriend Jokes

Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!

Why didn't 2x befriend x2 ?

He had trouble integrating