Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

What do you give a dog with a fever?

A: Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?

She never let go, Jack.

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

How's my cat, Doc?

Vet: I have good news and bad news..

Befriend Jokes More Befriend Jokes

Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!

Why didn't 2x befriend x2 ?

He had trouble integrating