Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What did the cat say to the correctional officer?

Let MEOWWWWWOUT!!

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars?

The Cat in the AT-AT

Befriend Jokes More Befriend Jokes

Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!

Why didn't 2x befriend x2 ?

He had trouble integrating