How's my cat, Doc?

Vet: I have good news and bad news..

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How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

What kind of cats lay around the house?

A: Car-pets!

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How's my cat, Doc?

Vet: I have good news and bad news..

What's the good news?

Doctor: You should make it til Shark Week

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Why was the racehorse named Bad News?

Because bad news travels fast!

What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

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How's my cat, Doc?

Vet: I have good news and bad news..

How bad is it, doc?

Well, you'll never run again" So basically the same