How's my cat, Doc?

Vet: I have good news and bad news..

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Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!

Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.

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How's my cat, Doc?

Vet: I have good news and bad news..

Why is it good news that Aroldis Chapman moved to the Yankees?

Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!

Bad News Jokes More Bad News Jokes

What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright."

What if the Bad News Bears literally gave you bad news?

Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny

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How much longer do I have doc?

Doctor: "Ten." Patient: "Ten what " Doctor: "Nine..."

What's the prognosis, Doc?

DOCTOR: You've got cancer. ME: WHAT ! DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I'm not a doctor.