What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies?

Almond Joy.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women and Google have in common?

They never let you finish first. (#s)

What do women that have miscarried suffer from?

Mourning Sickness.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!

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Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.

Why am I not asleep?

he thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.