What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies?

Almond Joy.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver?

She is a woman.

What can I do you for?

Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What kind of NUT would make a pie for THANKSGIVING?

Pecan, typically.

Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

Inch Jokes More Inch Jokes

What's four inches long and drives women crazy?

A 100 dollar bill you pervert!

What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?

About three inches.