What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies?

Almond Joy.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

What's 12" long, rock hard in the morning, and makes a woman cry?

A dead baby.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What's the difference between America and cereal?

You can get cereal without nuts.

Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children?

Because his nuts were in his neck!

Inch Jokes More Inch Jokes

Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.

What's white and ten inches long?

Nothing.