What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies?

Almond Joy.

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What did the woman say when she was diagnosed with cerebal palsy?

Nothing, she was too disabled to speak

How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

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What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"

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Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.