What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies?

Almond Joy.

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Why did God invent shopping carts?

To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.

What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies?

Almond Joy.

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Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.

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Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

Whats the distance between hole one and hole two?

She answered "About an inch".