Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.

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Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

Whats the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The position of the dirtbag.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

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Why do successful lettuce farmers always get women?

Because everyone knows they give good *head*.

What's the difference between an onion and a woman?

I cry when I cut open an onion

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Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke LOL

Who's there ! Andrew ! Andrew who ?

Andrew all her money out of the bank !

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What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?

A hundred dollar bill.

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.