Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.

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Whats the best thing about being a meth addict?

Only two more sleeps until christmas.

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you call the pope after a drive by?

Your holiness"

Why are you driving that car in circles?

Driver: I was just going for a little spin.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women and dog poop have in common?

The older they are the easier they are to pick up.

Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

What did the poor composer say to his friend?

I am baroque, can you lend me some money?

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What is white and twelve inches long?

Nothing

What's the difference between 'Oh' and 'Oooh'?

About three inches