Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women call men under 6 inches?

Friends.

What do you call a woman that raps about woman's rights?

Feminem

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Who's there? Hotel. Hotel who?

Ho, tell me where my money is!

How do Filipinos count money?

One-a two-a three-a four-a another-a ...

Inch Jokes More Inch Jokes

Why am I not asleep?

he thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.

Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.