Why aren't snowmen called snow women?

Because they're in the kitchen melting.

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What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

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Why does it take longer to make a snow woman than a Snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

What's the difference between a snowman and snow-women?

Snow-balls.