Why aren't snowmen called snow women?

Because they're in the kitchen melting.

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What do snowmen wear on their heads ?

Ice caps !

What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?

An empty playground

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Why does it take longer to make a snow woman than a Snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

What is worse than a carrot that smells like a snow women?

One that smells like a snow man.