Why aren't snowmen called snow women?

Because they're in the kitchen melting.

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Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

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What is worse than a carrot that smells like a snow women?

One that smells like a snow man.

Why does it take longer to make a snow woman than a Snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.