Why aren't snowmen called snow women?

Because they're in the kitchen melting.

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What do Snowmen call their offspring?

Chill-dren.

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

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What is the difference between snow men and snow women?

Snowballs

Why aren't snowmen called snow women?

Because they're in the kitchen melting.