Snow Woman Jokes

What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snow balls. Ha

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What is worse than a carrot that smells like a snow women?

One that smells like a snow man.

What is the difference between snow men and snow women?

Snowballs

Why aren't snowmen called snow women?

Because they're in the kitchen melting.

What's the difference between a snowman and snow-women?

Snow-balls.

Why does it take longer to make a snow woman than a Snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

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What's blue, standing in the kitchen?

STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!

Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!

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Why do women try to talk football?

Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.

What did the woman say when she was diagnosed with cerebal palsy?

Nothing, she was too disabled to speak

Snowball Jokes More Snowball Jokes

What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball?

They're both brown except the snowball.

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Snowballs.

Inch Jokes More Inch Jokes

What do you do if someone's choking?

Pull back a few inches

What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?

About three inches.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids?

Ken came in a different box.

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you"

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

Ski Jokes More Ski Jokes

Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name?

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