Snow Woman Jokes

What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snow balls. Ha

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What is worse than a carrot that smells like a snow women?

One that smells like a snow man.

What is the difference between snow men and snow women?

Snowballs

Why aren't snowmen called snow women?

Because they're in the kitchen melting.

What's the difference between a snowman and snow-women?

Snow-balls.

Why does it take longer to make a snow woman than a Snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

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About three inches

Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

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What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

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Why did the snowman smile?

Because the snowblower is coming.

How does a Snowman get to work?

By icicle.

Hollow Jokes More Hollow Jokes

Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

Which is harder to make?

A blonde brunette or a red-headed snowman A: A blonde because you have to hollow out its head

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

What's black, white, and red all over and can't turn around in a narrow hallway?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Ski Jokes More Ski Jokes

Why do so many white people get lost skiing?

It's hard to find them in the snow.

Why do Polish people's names end in 'ski'?

Because they can't spell toboggan.

Snow Man Jokes More Snow Man Jokes

What is the difference between snow men and snow women?

Snowballs

What did one snowman say to the other snow man?

Do you smell carrot?

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!