Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?

Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

What's the point of going to somebodys funeral?

It's not like they are coming to yours.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Why is Putin Always early?

because hes Russian (rush-en)

Whats a rednecks favorite thing to do on Halloween?

Pump Kin

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did my wife cross the road?

To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.

How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you use when you are drowning in women?

A flirtation device.

How can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you marry her as a billionaire.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart