Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership?

My newt.

Why buy an invisible knife?

I don't see the point

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between toast and Frenchmen?

You can make soldiers out of toast.

Whats black, white and red all over?

2 nuns in a chainsaw fight!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you call a doe that swerves all over the road?

A rackless driver...

How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

What is a KKK member's favorite board game?

CROSS fire

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is 20 inches long and makes women scream at night?

A stillborn

What's 9 inches long, pink, and women scream when you put in their mouth?

Their miscarriage

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.

What ghost is handy in the kitchen?

A recipe spook.