Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership?

My newt.

What's yellow and always points to the north?

A magnetic banana.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between skinny and squat?

I never took a skinny on a girl's chest.

Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV?

His son with the xbox.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the man get dumber after he fixed the potholes in the road?

Because he re-tarred it.

Why the chicken cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?

A bunny with money.

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What is woman spelled backwards?

Kitchen

What do you call it when a Catholic renovates his kitchen?

A counter reformation.