Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

because they cant find the point.

What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Why did the double agent cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Jesus die on the cross?

he forgot the safe word

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call it when a woman of the church goes on a secret mission?

Nun of your business

What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

It saw a pikachu across the street.

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef