Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen !!!

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why couldn't Helen Keller vote?

She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.

Why should you not argue with a decimal?

Because decimals always have a point.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the least paying job?

British dentist.

Whats an American cops favourite shot?

A black rushing

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

What side of the road do they drive on in ireland?

None. They're so drunk and violent no one is allowed to drive.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

What do you get when you cross a rock climber with a tsetse fly?

Nothing. You can't cross a scaler and a vector.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.

Why do women have short feet?

So they can stand closer to the sink

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why can't Saudi woman drive?

There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P