What ghost is handy in the kitchen?

A recipe spook.

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What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

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Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.

Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy halloween :)