What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

What do you call a burnt nugget?

nigget

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

Incense Jokes More Incense Jokes

Why was the skunk angry?

He was incensed!

How do you pay for incense?

In cents

Grandparent Jokes More Grandparent Jokes

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well?

Because they have a common enemy

What do grandparents smell like?

Depends"