What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

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What do you say when Kim Kardashian burns to the ground?

Look at all that ash...

How do you burn an Irishman ear?

Ring him while he's ironing...

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How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in?

A high rise

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Why don't the French enjoy travelling to Northern Ireland?

Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.

How does he smell?

A: Terrible!

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What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder?

Spay it don't spray it.

What do you called being pepper sprayed at UC Davis?

Occupational hazard.

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How do you pay for incense?

In cents

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

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Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.