What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

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What is a homeless man's favorite type of music?

House music

How do you know if hippies have been in your house?

They are still there.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers

Why do rednecks always smell like pickles, mayonnaise, and ham?

Because they're inbred.

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Why did the girl spray her clock?

A: It was full of ticks.

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

Incense Jokes More Incense Jokes

Why was the skunk angry?

He was incensed!

How do you pay for incense?

In cents

Grandparent Jokes More Grandparent Jokes

What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well?

Because they have a common enemy