What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

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How did the hipster burn her tongue?

She ate her soup before it was cool

What STD is found most commonly among lesbians?

Carpet burn

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What did the pink panther have all over his house after he fumigated for insects?

dead ants... dead ants... dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead ants, dead aaaaantsss

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No whey...

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Why did lieutenant Uhura smell bad?

because William Shatner

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When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.

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What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

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Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*

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He was incensed!

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Incense!

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Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.