What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

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How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for french fries.

Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

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How do you keep the Kansas City Chiefs away from your house?

Paint a goal line on your driveway.

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

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What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the frog's finger

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

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How do you pay for incense?

In cents

Why was the skunk angry?

He was incensed!

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Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.