What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

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What's worse than 1 slice of burnt toast?

The holocaust.

How did the hipster burn his tounge?

He bit into his flat bread before it was cool!

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the cholo say when the houses fell on him?

ey, get off me homes!

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

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What does Bo Jackson smell with?

Bo nose

How do dinosaurs smell?

Ex-stinky

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

Why did the mexican fire department fail?

They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

Incense Jokes More Incense Jokes

Why was the skunk angry?

He was incensed!

How do you pay for incense?

In cents

Grandparent Jokes More Grandparent Jokes

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well?

Because they have a common enemy

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.