Why couldn't the teller comprehend the bank robber?

He was bad at stickup lines.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback!!

Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

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Why couldn't the teller comprehend the bank robber?

He was bad at stickup lines.

How do you get a stoner to comprehend what you're saying?

Put it bluntly.

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Why can't you keep secrets in a bank?

Because of all the tellers.

Why couldn't the teller comprehend the bank robber?

He was bad at stickup lines.