What happened when a heart robs a bank?

It gets put under cardiac arrest.

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What happens when you inject human DNA into a goat?

You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What belongs in the bank and doesn't exist?

My tax refund.

Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

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What happened when a heart robs a bank?

It gets put under cardiac arrest.

Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.