What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

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What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?

His bark was much worse than it's bite !

What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

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How is Islam like a GPS?

You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.

What do you call a dead body and two planks?

A "Build your own Jesus" kit.

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What's an eastern European cannibal's favorite snack?

Czechs Mix

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

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How do you get a hippie to jump off a cliff?

Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."

Why are black people so good at jumping?

As developing children their knee grows.

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How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

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Who is the chess player's dream companion?

A *Czech Mate*

Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

A: He was looking for a Czech mate.