Czech Jokes

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

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What do you call someone from Olomouc who's living on the dole?

A welfare Czech.

What's an eastern European cannibal's favorite snack?

Czechs Mix

What do you call an abortion in Prague?

A cancelled Czech.

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What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!

What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

What do you call it when you get stuck into a shotgun wedding with a Czech?

Checkmate!

Why do slovaks don't like Czechs?

They prefer cash.

Who's there ! Czech ! Czech who ?

Czech before you open the door !

Where did Czechslovakia split up?

At the Czech-out line.

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What do you call a Slavic spouse?

Czech-mate

Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

A: He was looking for a Czech mate.

What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't czech his papers.

Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women?

A: He wanted a Czech mate.

Who is the chess player's dream companion?

A *Czech Mate*

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What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

What type of car explodes?

A Talivan.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What does a limo driver and a hairy stripper have in common?

They both get paid to chauffeur. (show fur)

How did the hermit pay for his home?

A: Alone.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What does a stoner do to work out?

Kush ups

What does a mathematician deal with when finished their work?

The aftermath

Skoda Jokes More Skoda Jokes

What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why didn't Princess Diana have very many friends on Xbox Live?

All she does is stay on the dashboard.

Why doesnt ray charles see his friends ?

Because he is married .

Cash Jokes More Cash Jokes

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)

What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.