Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women?

A: He wanted a Czech mate.

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How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

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Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

A: He was looking for a Czech mate.

Why do slovaks don't like Czechs?

They prefer cash.

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Who is the chess player's dream companion?

A *Czech Mate*

What do you call a Slavic spouse?

Czech-mate