Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women?

A: He wanted a Czech mate.

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How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

Why didn't the rabbit want to mate outside?

Because it was Frigid

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Who's there ! Czech ! Czech who ?

Czech before you open the door !

What do you call someone from Olomouc who's living on the dole?

A welfare Czech.

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Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

A: He was looking for a Czech mate.

Who is the chess player's dream companion?

A *Czech Mate*