Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women?

A: He wanted a Czech mate.

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Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

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Why do slovaks don't like Czechs?

They prefer cash.

Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

A: He was looking for a Czech mate.

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What do you call a Slavic spouse?

Czech-mate

Who is the chess player's dream companion?

A *Czech Mate*