Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women?

A: He wanted a Czech mate.

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Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)

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Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

What's an eastern European cannibal's favorite snack?

Czechs Mix

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Who is the chess player's dream companion?

A *Czech Mate*

What do you call a Slavic spouse?

Czech-mate