Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women?

A: He wanted a Czech mate.

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Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River?

They're two Maine streams.

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

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Where did Czechslovakia split up?

At the Czech-out line.

How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't czech his papers.

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Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

A: He was looking for a Czech mate.

Who is the chess player's dream companion?

A *Czech Mate*