Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space."

Why do baby boomers like fracking so much?

Because figuratively breaking the country apart isn't enough.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats a baby's favourite temperature?

Womb tempertaure

Whats the fastest way to a women's heart?

A Knife

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What does a woman and KFC have in common?

By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What Is Difference Between Bomb And Condom.?

What Is Difference Between Bomb And Condom.? In A Bomb Blast Population Decrease.. * But. . * In A Condom Blast Population Increase..!

Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What happens when you drop a decimal point in water ?

it floats.

Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir."

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

Who was the best boxer of all time?

Jim Jones, I heard he took out 909 people with one punch.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What do you call the study of Japanese sound?

Yakuztics

How do you say goodbye to a thousand Japanese people?

A big wave

Japanese Girlfriend Jokes More Japanese Girlfriend Jokes

What's the hardest part breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

What's the worst part of having to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it

2nd Jokes More 2nd Jokes

What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)

What is that son of yours doing these days ?

2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!