Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

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Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.

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Why is there no phone books in china?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

Why is the apostrophe always near an "s"?

Because it is possessive

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What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?

An alarm cluck !

What do you do with the time saved?

Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what

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Why don't they have bars in Syria?

Because, they prefer to get bombed at home.

How did ISIS do on their French exam?

They bombed it...

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What kind of bees hum and drop things ?

A fumble bee !

What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

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Why do all Asian kids get straight A's?

Because the ones that don't are never heard from again. I'll be here all day folks.

What is the craziest/weirdest/most interesting/most unique/ uncommon phrase you've ever heard ?

I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.

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What are the loud, metal things that the Japanese hit?

American ships.

What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.

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What's the worst part of having to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

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What is the difference between a man falling from a 2nd floor and a man falling from an 8th floor?

That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

What is that son of yours doing these days ?

2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!