Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

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What do you do if an Elephant breaks his big toe?

Call a big toe truck.

Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?

Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

What starts with "p," ends with "s," and is really long?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

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Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

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What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb?

A boomerang

What's ISIS favourite meal?

Turkey! Its the bomb!

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He drops it like it's hot.

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Photos-in-the-seas!"

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Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming

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What does a cranky Japanese person suffer from?

PAST: Post Atomic Stress Disorder

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Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

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Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

What's the worst part of having to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it

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What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)

How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*