What is that son of yours doing these days ?

2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!

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Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!

How many seconds are there in a day in Africa?

Seconds? They barely get firsts!

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What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!

What do you say to Micheal Jackson when he is on the beach?

Get out of my son!

Study Jokes More Study Jokes

Why did the man's kidneys fail?

They didn't study.

Why did the gynecologist take a vacation out of the country?

To study abroad.

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What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)

How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

Medical School Jokes More Medical School Jokes

What is that son of yours doing these days ?

2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!

What do you call a Doctor who received all 'D's in Medical School?

Doctor