Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

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Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair?

The blonde sure doesn't know.

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Why did Bowie die?

I guess he was shot through the heart

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

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Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!

What's the most cleanest animal on the planet?

A Hygiena.

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Which internet search engine does Chandler from Friends use?

Google, like everybody does.

What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?

Just flush it like everybody else does."