Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

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How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

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How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!

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What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.

Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

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What has six balls and screws everybody?

The lottery.

Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra