Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

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How does a ninja shop for groceries?

No one knows.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

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Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

Who's there ! Bed ! Bed who ?

Bed you can't guess who I am!

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How many Duggars does it take to screw a planet?

EOM

What is the coolest food on the planet?

Burr-ito!

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Why does everybody like South Korea more than North Korea?

Because North Korea has no Seoul.

Why do stop lights turn red?

You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.