Why does everybody like South Korea more than North Korea?

Because North Korea has no Seoul.

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Why is Kim Jung Un so upset?

because he has no Seoul

Why is Kim Jong-un so bad?

He has no Seoul

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Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

Why does everybody like the mushroom?

Because he's a fun guy.

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Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.

Why is North Korea so lame?

It's got no Seoul.

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When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.