Neither want me coming inside them.
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A: Can't complain ...
The South Will Rise Again
Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means
The NoDinar
Because it ain't got no Seoul.
Because they have no Seoul.
North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.
In north korea itself.
You have been banned from .
It's because they are a Seoulless nation.
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Nah. I'ma stay.
It has no Seoul!!
Kimistry
Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle
Because they switched to Comcast.
Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea
The traffic.
We Three Kims
Because it's got no Seoul!
a Kimono
It's got no Seoul.
Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.
Because it doesn't have a Seoul!
ROR! No one raugh in North Korea!
They have supreme litter.
I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.
Ping-Pyong-yang
To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.
Jimmy Kim-il
They lack the element of supplies
Norse Korea
Because North Korea has no Seoul.
Oh, I can't complain."
Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection
It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make
They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.
Because they must build additional pylons.
By how fast it sinks.
Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far
They've got no Seoul.
We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.
Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.
Because Kim Jong-un is supreme reader!
His life was at stake. Badum psh.
An Opti-Mystic.
Because he's a waiter. (lol)
They can't guard their towers.
By the way it Goebbels
Enjoy the silence.
Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"
A: They don't have balls to scratch.
Marriage
Because they were both too Shellfish.
a crowbar!
The end of season 5.
They lived harpily ever after!
A: They got married in the spring.
Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.
