Why is North Korea going fail against America?

They lack the element of supplies

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America Jokes More America Jokes

How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

What is America worth?

Nothing, it's a free country.

Supply Jokes More Supply Jokes

What did the Asian janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!"

What does the janitor keep in the closet?

SUPPLIES!

Element Jokes More Element Jokes

What is the most unexpected part of a fast food meal?

The element of some fries.

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.

What do you call an immoral lesbian citizen of Rivendell who hosts a talk-variety show and lacks character?

An elven degenerate.

North Korea Jokes More North Korea Jokes

What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

Why is North Korea horrible?

Because they have no Seoul.