Why is North Korea going fail against America?

They lack the element of supplies

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America Jokes More America Jokes

Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.

Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

Supply Jokes More Supply Jokes

What did the Asian janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!"

What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot?

SUPPLIES!!!

Element Jokes More Element Jokes

What element can you find in almost any shoe store?

Heelium! I'll see myself out now...

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

What's the worst part about being black?

Even the name has 'lack' in it

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

North Korea Jokes More North Korea Jokes

Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make

Why isn't North Korea democratic?

Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection