What does the janitor keep in the closet?

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Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.

How did you know that the janitors were dating?

They were caught sweeping together.

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Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?

Because his skeleton was in the closet

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What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

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