What did the janitor get for his birthday?

A urinal cake.

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Why was the janitor late?

He overswept

Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

When is your birthday?

17th January. What year Every year!

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Why did you destroy that urinal cake?

Peer pressure

What did the janitor get for his birthday?

A urinal cake.