When a guy texts "your beautiful," reply with "my beautiful what?

then laugh and laugh and never talk to that nice idiot again.

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Why do they say cleanliness is next to godliness?

Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell.

What do women want?

She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.

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Why is it that in girls tampons commercials they're always laughing and dancing?

Shouldn't they be revving chainsaws and burning stuff down

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

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What do you call a guy who stands under a bull?

Understandabull

What do you say to a guy with kidney stones?

Urine trouble!

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Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

Why does it take you forever to text me back?

3 hours later* Her: What are you talking about

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When a guy texts "your beautiful," reply with "my beautiful what?

then laugh and laugh and never talk to that nice idiot again.

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!