Beautiful Jokes

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

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When a guy texts "your beautiful," reply with "my beautiful what?

then laugh and laugh and never talk to that nice idiot again.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down !

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

Whisky Jokes More Whisky Jokes

What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky?

A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.

What did Batman give Doctor Freeze with his whisky?

Just-ice

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife?

Thanks for the mammaries.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of suit does a lawyer like best?

The Spanish Inquisition.

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ?

A bud hound !

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Look ask me when I get back from India okay

How does a seamstress reply to someone asking her how her day was?

So,so.....

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why are none talking in the ladies sauna?

They are sitting on their lips!

What did the dolphin say to the frog?

Eeeee eeee eeeee ieeeee eeee eee. Dolphins don't talk dummy.

Describe Jokes More Describe Jokes

How do you describe the bears?

Fast and Furious 7

How do you describe a hierarchy of police officers with only one word?

Police police police police police police police police police police police.