You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!
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then laugh and laugh and never talk to that nice idiot again.
Pollygone
Hare today gone tomorrow.
Cause one had a dream, and he died.
So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.
You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.
Doesn't follow instructions very well.
Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank !
Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite
None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.
At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.
A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.
Babe, it's a valve!"
Acting surprised.
Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.
Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..
