How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Look ask me when I get back from India okay

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How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ?

It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They have a machine that does that now.

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Who has two thumbs and looks an awful lot like Alec Baldwin?

Alec Baldwin

Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

cause nobody would be looking for them.

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How many political idealists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, political idealists can't change anything.

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

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When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

India Jokes More India Jokes

What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.