7-Eleven on the dot.
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Get Atul to do it.
They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.
Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)
Re-arranged marriage
They both look incredibly cute when they are little. They both grow up and go into the transportation business. Note: sikhs - or sardarji as they are commonly known in india - are the largest ethnic group in the truck driver profession. Punjabi food is available on highways across the country.
Because it didn't happen in 7/11
A punjob.
Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.
Hire a cunning linguist.
No Gandhi
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Connect the Dots.
Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)
He used Apple Maps.
Because they worship prophets!
Naana
Because about 20 million people are Sikh.
A: Look ask me when I get back from India okay
Because everyone over there is doing IT!
A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."
None. Their President outsources the job to India.
Mumbai
A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!
Mahatma Coat
Everyone is already in a caste
SW Engineering joke) If India worked on it
He ate Rameet!
Dan Singh with the Sitars
None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.
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zero, because none of them knows how to
Because they're afraid of Wales
Because tea leaves.
They both have little boys' jeans half off.
A Punjab.
Surrey.
When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.
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Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)
Someone didn't pull it out in time.
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He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)
