What do they call divorce in India?

Re-arranged marriage

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What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

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Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

Why aren't broken bones a problem in India?

Everyone is already in a caste

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What do you call an arranged marriage between two communists who don't like each other?

A so-be-it union.

What do they call divorce in India?

Re-arranged marriage