How do you fix a car in India?

Get Atul to do it.

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What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

What is a bullfighter's favourite type of car?

A cabri - ole

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How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

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What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do?

A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!

What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)