How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

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Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

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How do you fix a Jack O Latern?

With a pumpkin patch!

Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

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Why don't lamps talk?

They're antisocial lights.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first off, it's called a lamp...

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How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant?

This guy

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Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant