How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

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What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

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How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed?

He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first off, it's called a lamp...

How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

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What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant?

This guy

How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

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How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

What do you call a computer that is running slow?

Restarted.