And Abori-genie.
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Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora
He'll restart the nuclear power plant
That's not funny..."
Well, first off, it's called a lamp...
By seducing it
A: You get light music.
ME:Well if you'd just sod off like I asked, I wouldn't have to throw lamps at you.
Lamp post
They're antisocial lights.
The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.
Lights out at nine, candles out at ten ...
He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.
They're Putin up with it.
None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.
Hella
The Welsh don't know yet either.
Bachgen Drwg. (it's welsh)
They saw what happened to the sheep
A skimpy.
Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Ewe wouldn't understand.
It was peed off.
King Koncord.
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Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
