Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?

A: He gobbles up.

What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

a bagel

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Why do blck men cry when they make love to white women?

Mace...

Reject Jokes More Reject Jokes

When is the one time when no doesn't mean no?

When a woman rejects feminism.

Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

What did the socialist use before candles?

Electricity.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

What's the difference between "a choice" and " to choose?

A choice" is a decision you make. "To choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

What did you choose?

Guy: I don't remember.