Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What happens when a fly drinks rum?

It gets buzzed!

What did the man say to the fly?

Hey.. you're looking fly"

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

Who's there ! Cugat ! Cugat who ?

Cugat to love my jokes !

Reject Jokes More Reject Jokes

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

Why did the girl reject iron oxide?

Because it was FeO

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity

What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent) ?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten ...

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.