Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Where do flying pigs land?

the airpork!

What do you call a flying turtle?

A shellicopter.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call a TV reality show where a 50 year old white man is trying to get laid?

To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.

Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?

Random Dude: [...💘]

Reject Jokes More Reject Jokes

What do you call a Muslim organization that rejects Muhammed?

A non-prophet

Why is the homeless /r/anime mod still homeless?

Every time someone tries to give him Shelter, he rejects it.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What did one candle say to the other?

Don't birthdays burn you up "

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.

What caveman say when he get hurt?

meow.

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother ?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.