What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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Why couldn't Bing start a fire?

No matches founds

When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

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What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

What are red heads good for?

Lighting fires.

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What do you call two guys using the same urinal?

Peers

Why can't you use "Beef stew"as a password?

Because it's not stroganoff.

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Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

Why was the candle mad at his friend?

He blew him off.

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Which 4?

Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.

How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're too afraid of the electricity.