What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

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Who's there ! Brighton ! Brighton who ?

Brighton-der the light of the moon !

What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent) ?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten ...

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Why do conspiracy theorists have such long beards?

Because they don't know how to use Occam's razor

How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

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What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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Which 4?

Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.

What's the world's most dangerous city?

Electricity