What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....

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Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

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Why do Women use perfume and make up?

Because they're ugly and stink! )

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

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What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

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How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're too afraid of the electricity.

Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.