What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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How do cheese strings work?

I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

What do you call someone who went into a birth clinic and started shooting at everyone there?

Spawn camper.

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Who turns the lights off at halloween ?

The light's witch !

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

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Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

What do You Use ?

Girl : Adobe Photoshop CS5!

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What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

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What's the world's most dangerous city?

Electricity

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.