What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

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How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

What's the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on.

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What's does an extractor fan sound like?

I used to love tractors

Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

Because he charges!

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What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent) ?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten ...

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Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.