Who's there ! Brighton ! Brighton who ?

Brighton-der the light of the moon !

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When last did you get lit?

Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.

Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs. :D

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What do you call a Cuban on the moon?

A Castronaut.

What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)

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Who's there ! Brighton ! Brighton who ?

Brighton-der the light of the moon !

What university has the most brightest students and staff?

University of Brighton