They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.
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An astronaut, you racist.
A Warehouse.
A Moo - nwalker
A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.
Because they find him very down to earth.
A moon-tain.
Only one of them made it to the moon.
The moon
Eclipse it.
It lacks gravity.
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Eclipse it!
When it's down to it's last quarter.
It don't need cleaning!
A lunatic.
It was just going through one of its phases.
It's just going through one of its phases.
The cow jumped over the moon.
A problem. What do you call two Mexicans on the moon? A bigger problem. What do you call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved.
No atmosphere
It doesn't need cleaning
Buzz.....
A luna-tick.
The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.
A lunartick.
gize.
They barely had any atmosphere.
The cow didn't make it.
They turn out the lights.
Baby, I'm sorry, but I can't be with someone who's as real as the Moon landing...
it doesn't need cleaned.
A lunatic! (luna-tick)
The www.erewolf.
Because it was a full moon and there was no room.
the cow didn't make it.
Altha'or syzygena
There was no atmosphere
Me: "It's not, it's pretty dim actually." Moon: "I heard that."
Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!
If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet.
Because the sun is hott.
Biro light of the moon !
Because it was full.
The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.
The past tense of "moo"!
Because the farmer had cold hands
1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.
A: Moonbeams.
Apollo 11
There's just no atmosphere
High Moon!
To what the dad responds all serious: Do you see London from here
Candy cow jump over the moon !
A: A lunartick.
The moon scares the daylights out of it!
Two dogs howling at the moon.
because it's waxing
A lunartic.
A problem. What do you call every black person on the moon *Problem Solved*
It has four quarters.
Problem. What do you call ten blacks on the moon Problems. What do you call the entire black population on the moon Problem solved.
It doesn't need cleaning.
Because it's a terrible album.
A Castronaut.
Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)
Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.
The other blonde says, "Well duh! You can't see Florida from here."
Brighton-der the light of the moon !
Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!
The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.
Because it's a little meteor.
A NASAccist!
So he can find router space.
Carloss
Underlay! Underlay!
Catch my drift
She heard that the drinks were on the house.
Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.
Bing-Bong
Shoots him 8 times in the black.
Because they were still monkeys.
Neighbor.
You put his welfare checks in his work boots.
A panda with a set of drums.
Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.
