How do you turn a cow into a steak?

You mootilate it.

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What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop?

What a wondrous *turd* of events.

What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!

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Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling

What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.