How do you turn a cow into a steak?

You mootilate it.

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What happened to the magical tractor?

It turned into a field

Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

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What does a cow call his girlfriend?

His significant udder.

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

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Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?

A steak-out!