How do you turn a cow into a steak?

You mootilate it.

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How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

How do you turn an airliner into a boat?

Allahu Ackbar!**

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How often does an oriental farmer milk his cows?

Dairy

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

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How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher