How do you turn a cow into a steak?

You mootilate it.

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What is the best thing about duct tape?

It turns no no no into mm mm mmmm.

What did the tv say to the remote control?

you turn me on"

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What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?

A merry dairy!

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What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

How do tennis players prefer their steak?

Wimbledon and nicely served.