How do you turn a cow into a steak?

You mootilate it.

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What's a pirate's favorite thing about turning 65?

AArrrRP

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

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Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

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What happens when you give a cow marijuana?

The "steaks" get higher

Why is the beef in Colorado so good?

Because the steaks are high.