Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

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What do you call an alien starship that drips water?

A crying saucer.

Why don't u share a bed?

cried Baby Bear.

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How dare you complain about your life?

Someone's mom is Snooki.

What do your mom and a camel have in common?

They both spit.

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What do you call the babies born in a whorehouse?

Brothel sprouts.

What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

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Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)