Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

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What do you call Will Smith's crying daughter?

A weeping Willow.

Why was the mentally challenged midget crying?

He was a little down.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's the difference between an airplane bathroom and your mom?

Your mom can fit 3 people inside her comfortably!

How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?

Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.

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What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

What's worse than two babies in a dumpster?

A baby in two dumpsters.

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What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.