Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

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Why do Nigerian babies cry?

Midlife crisis

What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

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What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?

A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "

What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer?

Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.

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Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

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What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.