Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

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What's a Jamaican snowman's favorite song?

Snowoman no cry.

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

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How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

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What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

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What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.