How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?

Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's the difference between an airplane bathroom and your mom?

Your mom can fit 3 people inside her comfortably!

What do your mom and Poland have in common?

a lot of countries have been inside her.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What music do they play in a mexican bathroom?

Earth wind and fire

Why is the moon tastier than Earth?

It's meteor.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

What do you call a promiscuous woman who travels a lot?

Abroad.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

How did the astronaut land on the sun?

He went at night.

What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!"