Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.
ME:Well if you'd just sod off like I asked, I wouldn't have to throw lamps at you.
ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!
Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions
You tell your mom you're Sikh.
I guess that some people just want to see the world turn
The previous sentence has never been spoken in the history of earth
Because if they travelled slowly we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.
Because omg they can't even.
Because it's in da-skies!
The Guardian.
