Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks?

They're Meteor!

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How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

What are the two oldest animals on Earth?

The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.

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What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?

A farte

What does it taste like when you go down... What does it taste like when you go down on an old lady?

Depends...

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Why does a space rock taste better than an earth rock?

It's a little meteor

Why is the moon tastier than Earth?

It's meteor.

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Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks?

They're Meteor!

Why does a space rock taste better than an earth rock?

It's a little meteor

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Why does a space rock taste better than an earth rock?

It's a little meteor

Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?

Because it's a little meteor.